forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

4:37 am  •  17 April 2014  •  433,973 notes

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

3:42 am  •  17 April 2014  •  134,386 notes

coluring:

"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever

(Source: coluring)

3:14 am  •  17 April 2014  •  109,186 notes

buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

(Source: buttlicked)

12:33 pm  •  16 April 2014  •  355,572 notes

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

12:29 pm  •  16 April 2014  •  232,748 notes