i have the best taste in clothes im just too poor and fat to prove it

(Source: fuckyeahpooping)

1:30 am  •  20 May 2013  •  219,772 notes

au-rev0ir:

if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed

12:45 am  •  20 May 2013  •  95,181 notes